miss-love: I like to be very feminine and wear pink and lace and have the aesthetic appeal of a little pixie or a delicate lily. But I also want to be intimidating and feared and strong and break necks and shred faces. Do you see my dilemma?
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
deodrant: maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems
epic-humor: the two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school X
The art of trolling...
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
ryu-gemini: whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
adornoble: I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos